Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. (one for Octavia surely!)
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. (remember to spay and neuter!)
What is a moggy’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mewseum.
Why do cats make terrible story tellers? They only have one tail.
What would you get if you crossed a cat and a donkey? A Mewl.
How many cat have been elected President of the United States?
A1: Thomeows Jefferson, Grow-fer Cleveland, James Meowonroe, Hairy S. Truman, Jimmy Catter, Dwight D. Einsenmeower, James A. Garfield.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Unknown
